No one decides to learn the tuba because they think it'll get them laid. If you play the tuba, it's because you love the damn tuba . . . and we respect that. But most people play an instrument to get laid, and we're talking to them.
A new survey asked people to name the SEXIEST instrument you can play. Here are the results . . .
26% said guitar.
25% said saxophone.
21% said piano.
14% said violin.
7% said drums.
And 5% might've misheard the question, and said flute.
The survey also asked who you'd most want to be in a rock band. Lead singer obviously came in first, at 29%. Drummer got 27% . . . lead guitarist got 19% . . . keyboard player got 14% . . . and the poor bassist got 8%. (CBS News)