Whenever there are reports of a mysterious person screaming or yelling, there’s always a good chance it’s just goats. Officers responded to a call Saturday night in rural Massachusetts, after a report came in of “possibly a woman crying and yelling and a man acting suspicious near a car.”
When they arrived on the scene, they found that there was no woman in distress. The man simply had a car full of goats! Police determined nothing bahh-d was happening to the goats, so the man was not charged with any crime.