You're not a real hipster in 2014 unless you have a beard. At least if you're a guy. Or, I guess, even if you're a woman. How hipster would THAT be? But . . . what if you CAN'T grow a beard? Does that stop you from being a hipster?
The answer is NO. According to some plastic surgeons in New York, they're doing at least one BEARD TRANSPLANT every week for hipsters from Brooklyn who can't grow their own facial hair.
A beard transplant runs anywhere from $3,000 to $7,000. (DNA Info)