Let's say a crime happened at your house and the police had to investigate. What's the MOST EMBARRASSING THING they'd find there? Here are eight of the best answers we've heard . . .
1. "I visited the country Bhutan where the symbol of good luck is a penis. I bought a hand-crafted black demon penis with wings attached. It's in my living room."
2. "I'm ashamed they'd see my only furniture is an air mattress and a fold-out camping chair. The police would assume the burglars stole all my furniture. Nope."
3. "I am a guy with a complete collection of all BRITNEY SPEARS' CDs."
4. "My bowl of very dusty condoms."
5. "If they used one of those 'CSI' black lights, I can't even imagine what they'd see."
6. "I have something called poop scissors. It's because I have irregular bowel movements. I only poop a few times a week, so they're so big they clog the toilet every time and I need to use these scissors to chop them up to get them down the pipes."
7. "I have a backpack filled with old stuffed animals I hope to give to my kids one day . . . but, right now, I'm a single adult male."
8. "Probably my homemade sex doll." Probably? (Reddit)