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If Police Were Investigating a Crime at Your House, What's the Most Embarrassing Thing They'd Find?


Let's say a crime happened at your house and the police had to investigate.  What's the MOST EMBARRASSING THING they'd find there?  Here are eight of the best answers we've heard . . .
 
1.  "I visited the country Bhutan where the symbol of good luck is a penis.  I bought a hand-crafted black demon penis with wings attached.  It's in my living room."
 
2.  "I'm ashamed they'd see my only furniture is an air mattress and a fold-out camping chair.  The police would assume the burglars stole all my furniture.  Nope."
 
3.  "I am a guy with a complete collection of all BRITNEY SPEARS' CDs."
 
4.  "My bowl of very dusty condoms."
 
5.  "If they used one of those 'CSI' black lights, I can't even imagine what they'd see."
 
6.  "I have something called poop scissors.  It's because I have irregular bowel movements.  I only poop a few times a week, so they're so big they clog the toilet every time and I need to use these scissors to chop them up to get them down the pipes."
 
7.  "I have a backpack filled with old stuffed animals I hope to give to my kids one day . . . but, right now, I'm a single adult male."
 
8.  "Probably my homemade sex doll."  Probably?  (Reddit)
 

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