On Saturday afternoon, 50-year-old Michael Schwartz of South Salem, New York was flying a small plane when he had engine trouble . . . and had to make an emergency crash landing on an EXPRESSWAY in the Bronx.
Michael and his passengers somehow only suffered minor injuries . . . which sounds like a good thing and makes it seem like he's a pretty good pilot. But when reporters talked to Michael's wife Giovanna on Saturday night, she seemed ANGRY.
She told reporters she'd JUST found out about the crash, and told them, quote, "Why don't you ask him? I'm sure he'd be happy to tell you."
Well . . . it turns out Michael's passengers were TWO women, a 43-year-old and a 20-year-old. And his relationship with those women . . . well, that's not clear.
The Internet has taken Giovanna's reaction and jumped to two conclusions: One, threesome . . . or two, secret second family.
The truth could be something way less exciting . . . like he was secretly moonlighting as a tour guide . . . but his wife's reaction sure makes it seem like something much RANDIER. (Gawker)