We've got the results here of three new studies you should REALLY like. Here are three surprising things science now believes are GOOD FOR YOU . . .
1. Self-Lovin'. A new study from the University of Sydney in Australia has found that vigorously fondling yourself can fight all sorts of illnesses, including cervical infections and urinary tract infections for women, and prostate cancer for men.
They also found it lowers the risk of developing diabetes, can help treat insomnia, and can fight depression.
2. Alcohol. A study out of Tel Aviv University in Israel has found that a reasonable amount of alcohol can lead to a longer life. They found caffeine has the OPPOSITE effect and might even shorten your life.
3. Not Texting People Back. It's modern phone etiquette to text people back quickly . . . but maybe you shouldn't. A new study found people who train themselves to ignore their phone when it buzzes or makes an alert are HAPPIER.
People who are able to relax and not constantly check their phones had less anxiety and stress than people who are always monitoring new messages.