If you're going to misuse 911, odds are you're NOT going to get a sympathetic response. But it must've been a REALLY slow Halloween night in Nacogdoches County, Texas.
On Thursday night, a man called 911 to report his girlfriend for . . . being too SELF-CENTERED. The dispatcher sent a deputy out to the house.
When he got there, the man told him that his girlfriend, quote, "believes the decisions she makes in life are always correct . . . she's unwilling to accept others' advice . . . and believes she does no wrong."
Instead of giving him the standard lecture on wasting the police's time and maybe even arresting him . . . the deputy decided to play RELATIONSHIP COUNSELOR.
According to the police report, the deputy told the man, quote, "dealing with [someone] with those standards is an uphill battle, but with a positive attitude their issues could be reconciled."
There's no word on how the relationship has been going since. (ABC 7 - Tyler)