I'm not saying there are DEFINITELY tons of women out there who sit at home at night, alone with their cats, drinking wine. But we WILL say there are PROBABLY tons of women doing that.
So maybe this will help. WINE FOR CATS just hit the market yesterday. So now, you don't have to drink wine alone. Your cats can also drink wine with you. Not sure if that's more or less depressing, but whatever.
The wine for cats doesn't have any alcohol, but it DOES have a little catnip in it.
A Japanese company created it, and they say they developed it, quote, "for those wanting to celebrate birthdays or Christmas with their beloved cats."
The wine is on sale in Japan for about $4-a-bottle. There's no word on when it might make its way over here . . . but someone should just rip this off and make an American version ASAP. (Kotaku)