MILEY CYRUS might have “killed” her career last night at the "MTV Video Music Awards".
Her "performance" was easily one of the most pathetic attempts to appear sexy and "edgy" in the history of human existence. And no, I refuse to admit that's even a slight exaggeration.
Miley came out of a giant teddy bear, wearing trashy teddy bear lingerie, to sing "We Can't Stop". Although the singing itself was pretty poor.
Miley was more interested in sticking out her tongue, twerking, smacking and / or motioning toward her crotch . . . and sticking her nose in the rather large buttocks of a "hefty" woman onstage.
Then Miley pulled off what little clothes she was wearing, so that she was in nothing but a bra and a very inadequate pair of panties . . . as ROBIN THICKE came out to sing "Blurred Lines".
Unfortunately, Miley didn't leave the stage. She sang WITH Robin. Oh, and she also Twerked against his crotch . . . and rubbed it with one of those foam "Number One" fingers . . . which she also used as her own personal sex toy.
2 CHAINZ and KENDRICK LAMAR then came out to join Robin on "Give It 2 U". At that point, Miley was mercifully relegated to the background. But when they did show her, she was still riding that stupid foam finger.
For all the hype surrounding the big 'N SYNC reunion and the performances by LADY GAGA and KATY PERRY, it was Miley who supplied the night's TRULY buzzworthy moment. Everything else paled in comparison.
an animated GIF of ONE DIRECTION and RIHANNA looking kind of confused during Miley's performance. And here's
a picture of WILL SMITH'S family looking HORRIFIED.)
a nice collection of clips from Miley's performance.)
(By the way . . . you can see a ton of other videos from the VMAs here