The cruise industry has been getting some pretty SERIOUS complaints lately . . . like, "We've been held prisoner on a broken ship for the past week without food" and "The walls are covered in feces."
--So a British travel company surveyed cruise employees to get the OTHER side of cruise complaints. And they put together a list of the most RIDICULOUS complaints people have made after cruises. Check these out . . .
--"The sea is too loud . . . cabins should be better sound-proofed against the sounds of the water."
--"We sent the captain a note asking him to hold the ship a few extra hours because we had a lot to do in port . . . but he left on schedule anyway."
--"The weather was too cold on my Alaskan cruise. I couldn't get a tan."
--"The company is called 'Celebrity Cruises', so why weren't there any celebrities on board? That's false advertising."
--"We spent too much in tips because of the excellent service."
--"My cabin was on the inside of the ship . . . and no one would install a window so I could see the water."