61-year-old Lian Tien of Quanzhou City, China was painting his house recently, and it was so hot out, he was painting NAKED. Check out what happened next . . .
Lian says, quote, "I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioner." Riiiiight.
He cut the pipe out from the wall, and tried pouring oil and liquid soap on it. But his junk was wedged so deep it didn't work. Then he went to sleep with the pipe on, and it STILL wouldn't come off . . . and stayed there the next day.
Finally, the day after that, he went to the hospital. So his junk was stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS before he went to the hospital. Doctors had to bring in firefighters to cut the pipe off, and it took four hours.
The good news: Lian didn't do any permanent damage down there.