A Guy Is Suing a Stripper to Get Back His "Harry Potter" DVDs From When They Were "Dating"
There aren't many facts more indisputable than this: Strippers don't ACTUALLY like you. But every day, men delude themselves into thinking strippers aren't just using them for money.
32-year-old Robert Wallace is a software developer in Houston, and he took that delusion to the extreme.
He met a stripper named Nomi Mims at a strip club called Treasures last year, and they started dating. And by dating, we mean . . . he started giving her stuff. It's not clear if their relationship ever got physical beyond lap dances at the club.
But their relationship ended back on the 3rd when Robert realized she wasn't actually in love with him. And now he wants his stuff back.
He says he loaned Nomi about $2,000, a laptop, and his collection of "Harry Potter" DVDs. She refused to return any of it . . . so now he's SUING her.
Nomi says she's not planning to return the stuff. Quote, "I've given him gifts too. You know, how do I get my booty and boobs back? No refunds in the strip club. We ain't got no layaway plans." (Raw Story)